Warid Trek : The ‘Origin-null’ Series

 

Looks like the warid people have decided ‘to boldly rip what no man has ripped before’.

Feline Reactions to Bearded Men

Now THIS is what I call research.  (too many molvi jokes coming too mind!)

1. Cats do not like men with long beards, especially long dark beards.
2. Cats are indifferent to men with shorter beards.
3. Cats are confused and/or disturbed by men with beards that are incomplete (e.g., Bork) and to a lesser degree by men whose beards have missing parts (e.g., Crafts).

Feline Reactions to Bearded Men